Sunday, March 20, 2011

We no ha yo sis, you pwus sis...too big!

I went shopping for cheap sunglasses to take on my trip.

I was amazed at how truly Prejudicial and racist some of the vendors were. There were three shops in particular who didn't want to sell me or my friend ANYTHING. The old cow wouldn't even let me try anything on. I asked about a little sweater dress and she said, "eu too biii. We no pwus siii, only junio siis!" I said, "Excuse me, I wear a size 8. Can I try it over my dress?" Again the answer was rudely no. I wanted to go totally un-pc on her and say,
"Look you little ungrateful matronly immigrant! You live in MY country where our boys secure your freedom. If you can't make clothes that fit Big busty women, go back to where you came from. Your economy is dong fine. You don't need to insult the women who make you rich HERE in the USA!!" But of course I didn't.

I can't make waves right now. Normally, I'd say that and then some. Me? Plus size? ha. And what if I were? What is wrong with a size 14? I know a gorgeous young model who wears a 14 and she has better tone than I do! See?!


Yasmeen and Malena


Contrary to the "made in china" people (not all Chinese btw), the Persians know how to sell. I went into a Persian store and asked if I could try on a corset dress in Large. He said no problem and complimented me. He even gave me a deal.So, girls when you go to the LA fashion district, remember everything is made small, that's why it's cheap. If anybody gives you a hard time, let them have it. I sooo wanted to pull a pretty woman on that old bird and say, "BIG mistake, BIG" but I didn't. I just said, "My friends and I spend money down here and you are losing business with that attitude!" That didn't phase her.
So, be proud Americans because deep down, most men want a busty big bottom girl with curves and hair and nails. Even if they don't admit it, no one wants to make love to a sac of bones. Be proud of who you are. Be proud of your shape and if they don't like it, they can stop looking!
Love you all!
Ciao for now Bella Ragazzas!

Malena "Maria Elena Gambino" Teves


P.S. Please wear comfy shoes, otherwise your feet will blister. (find the band-aid)

1 comments:

ravyn said...

Dang woman! i guess i'm lucky i got a few things out there that fit! 'Course, two were elastic-waistband swirly skirts, so no real surprise there. In fact, one of them is now too large (yay!)

But there's not much i can fit in off-the-rack sizes for tops, so i still spend almost all year in knit tops, heh.

But i'm thinking about making something Steampunk for summer wear, like a sleeveless cotton blousy thing that can be paired with an underbust corset or possibly a vest of some sort. Then a skirt or bloomers or both!

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