Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Nerd Issues

I consider myself a true nerd...a dork in goddess clothing. I am proud of my snort and my loathing of anything that says "Juicy". I am a star wars/star trek girl through and through. No pink sweatpants for me. Oh no!


However today, my nerd-dom is in question. I am learning to convert, edit and upload some videos for Youtube. Many of you have asked me to add more to my video collection so, I am...attempting to. It's funny, for a while there I had some of my readings up. They got a few hits, but nothing like the clip of me and Neil Gaiman with my leg up on the chair. Hmmmm. What does that tell me? Yes, more sexy malena videos coming right up. If only I could video tape myself doing my best Rick Moranis immitation. I tell you, it's priceless!




I'd like to thank everyone from the Lorraine a' Malena blog for emailing me all kinds of technical knowledge about VOB files. (Kristina and Dan, you rock!) I pride myself in knowing how to do all web related tasks, but THIS is gonna take a while. Until then, I give you the first attempt.




go to: www.youtube.com/malenateves

for more....coming soon!

XOXOX

16 comments:

Dr Wicked said...

Glad you got it figured out! It's great to see these up. Eagerly looking forward to seeing more and feel free to keep me in mind for other nerd-related tasks. I remain yours wickedly,
Dr Wicked

Rubius said...

COOLNESS!!! I love it! I found it through my youtube subscriptions first though..haha (paint nerd on my forehead)... I checked to see what was up and watched a vlogbrothers vid - they are very nerdy and proud of it... they created nerdfighters (you are a fighter and a nerd... you would fit in Malena)- it was a bit political today though... then when I went back to the main page... to my ultimate delight... YOU HAD POSTED!!! hehe... 8 minutes before!! yeah!!! makes me very happy.

Thank you for posting these vids!!! You rock techy (trekkie) goddess. Happy to be of help in any way!!

Tis true... sex sells, but I found your psychic interview vids fascinating. I would love it if you posted more of those... or stuff like that.

I am proud to know that you snort and have loathing for anything that says 'juicy' too. ugh.

:-)

FabulousLorraine said...

Way to go!!!!!!!! You can post video!!!! This is so cool, and now we have Dr WIcked to help when we get stuck..

And, um, Malena. What's wrong with pink sweat pants? I, er, HAVE a pair of hot pink seat pants. I thought I was branching out of all the black. Is this wrong????

spacedlaw said...

Legs over spiritual things...
Nice thing with you is that we can have BOTH! And a snorting good fun girl too.
A real treat.

Oh and Lorraine looks good in those hot pink pants too.

Malena said...

i love hot pink pants, just as long as they don't have WORDS on the butt. Maybe it's just because my butt doesn't need any more attention than it has. lol
No Fabulous L, you do NOT fit into the "Calabasas Queen" Juicy Couture mode. Never fear!

I am getting the hang of this converting thing. My houseguest is helping me too. Now on to boxing videos, videos of me with my lightsaber, videooooo Oops! I'm fantasizing again.
Love you all. And welcome to the blog Dr. Wicked!

Dan Guy said...

Yay for video.

The skewing of "JUICY" towards younger audiences frightens me.

Malena said...

Kitty and I were talking about you last night Dan guy. You're the best!

Regarding "Juicy"... I asked a director friend of mine what he thought of that whole craze. He said,

"Well, it's an advertisement for sex. It's like saying, 'My crotch is juicy' and that is NOT good. Just like the PINK line from Victoria's Secret. Girls don't get it. When men see that, they think of the anatomical pink, not the color"
It took me a while to get what he said about PINK, but I about died when I figured it out! Who knew?

Now, black leather and chainmail is FAR more wholesome, don't you think! LOL At least, stronger and more independent. Hee hee. I should put on my tags,
"18 and older"

Dan Guy said...

I always assumed that the wearing of "JUICY" and "PINK" was an intentional, barely ambiguous statement of sexuality. Which makes it really uncomfortable and creepy when young girls wear it.

Yoga Gal said...

I became a fan of Neil Gaiman's blog due to him hosting 13 Nights of Frights week on the Fox Channel but what frustrated me was the fact they never let the sexy side kick talk! You once wrote me that you weren't a member of SAG. Is that the reason they didn't let you speak? One I was in a commercial and even though it took all day to shoot when it aired I was never shown but they used my voice I spoke three sentences! And my girlfriend who was also in the commerial was seen on screen but because she didn't speak a word I got paid more and got bigger res. checks.  So why didn't they let you talk? You looked ever so sexy though! A Goth Goddess!

Malena said...

Yoga,
Because I was his silent UNDEAD assistant. But believe me, I communicated my feelings in other ways.

Dan, Thank GOD someone feels the same way I do about this fashion thing

PJ Alau said...
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PJ Alau said...

Speaking of Nerd Issues, and cool goddess stuff, Kitty may have sent you this pic, but here's the link from my flickr account. Taken last year at Comicon San Diego. I'm hunting down the other pic... it's somewhere on my harddrive.

http://tinyurl.com/5cxkal

Malena said...

WOW! Death looks preety good. There's a story to that necklace...stay tuned.

FabulousLorraine said...

Ah yes, the Rhino Batle.

Yes, there is a story..Malena and I each got one, a Rhino Beetle. Great, thinks Malena, I shall have it made into a seriously cool necklace, and wear it with a black leather corset at the best comic con going. Which she did, looking like a million $$.

I, being a dork, thought, Hey, I will use mine as a keychain, thereby insuring I would stab myself , drawing blood more often than not, every time I went into my purse.

At about the 100th time this happened, breaking off bits of Rhino Beetle Horn as I went, Malena ripped i off and THREW it from the window.

And said, perhaps the wisest thing ever said in our friendship, best advice she ever gave me...

"You CANNOT use a Rhino Beetle for a Key Chain"

She's right you know.

Thanks for bringing back the memory, PJ Alau!!

Rubius said...

heheheheheheheheh

hehehehehheh

hehehe

hah!!!

snort...

(in a Monty Burns voice)... Excellent!

mwaahahahahahahahaha

the reason for my mirth will soon become clear to both of you.

eeehehehehehehe

great story

Kitty Cat said...

delicious photo of our Malena....thanks PJA!

Quiche, i love that "out the window" story---sometimes things must be pushed to the next level.
that is true friendship, girls.

ok, off to Santa Barbara,
how about a post devoted to the 28th day of June,
wherein mere mortals can be made over by Medium Coolness MALENA?? and maybe a west coast appearance of the FabLo? the treehouse is waiting.....xoxox